Jokes generator

No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking

Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best.

Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs

What's Miley Cyrus eating for Thanksgiving.. Twerky!

Wife sneezed... ... and told me she was allergic to my hotness. My response: so do you break out in sex?

If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears? PHLEGMon

Two blonds are having a conversation. Two blonds are having a conversation when one says to the other "I had sex with a brazilian last night" The other blond replies "WOW that's a lot of men"

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands. But the bartender can speak easy.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy

Don't save a spot for someone who won't make an effort to stay.