Mom Quote Generator

“ Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo. ”

~Nicole Appleton

“ If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect I'll have hell to pay. ”

~Larisa Oleynik

“ If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? ”

~Charles Pierce

“ I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked. ”

~Eminem

“ We need somebody who's got the heart, the empathy, to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom, the empathy to understand what it's like to be poor or African-American or gay or disabled or old - and that's the criterion by which I'll be selecting my judges. ”

~Barack Obama

“ Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. ”

~Tim Allen