Medical Quote Generator

“ I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. ”

~Groucho Marx

“ A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. ”

~Groucho Marx

“ Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ”

~Erma Bombeck

“ They certainly give very strange names to diseases. ”

~Plato

“ Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it. ”

~Erma Bombeck

“ Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. ”

~Anton Chekhov