Marriage Quote Generator

“ We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. ”

~Rodney Dangerfield

“ In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way. ”

~Iris Murdoch

“ My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ”

~Rodney Dangerfield

“ Marriage is the death of hope. ”

~Woody Allen

“ Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ”

~Henny Youngman

“ Anyone who thinks that the vice-president can take a position independent of the president of his administration simply has no knowledge of politics or government. You are his choice in a political marriage, and he expects your absolute loyalty. ”

~Hubert H. Humphrey