Marriage Quote Generator

“ Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ”

~H. L. Mencken

“ Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier. ”

~H. L. Mencken

“ Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. ”

~Henry Ward Beecher

“ The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. ”

~Brendan Behan

“ Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. ”

~Katharine Hepburn

“ I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out. ”

~Reese Witherspoon