Marriage Quote Generator

“ A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. ”

~Chris Rock

“ Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation. ”

~Rick Wright

“ Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. ”

~William Congreve

“ The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. ”

~Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“ The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much. ”

~Colin Chapman

“ A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. ”

~Gloria Steinem