Humor Quote Generator

“ When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? ”

~Max Frisch

“ Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. ”

~Mark Russell

“ The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' ”

~Adam Carolla

“ You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. ”

~Allen Klein

“ My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns. ”

~Bret Michaels

“ Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. ”

~Russell Baker