Humor Quote Generator

“ Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. ”

~Robert Collier

“ Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor. ”

~E. B. White

“ If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything. ”

~Paul Simon

“ A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ”

~Bob Hope

“ Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. ”

~David Lynch

“ There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. ”

~Rita Rudner