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“ The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. ”

~Kim Kardashian

“ He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows. ”

~Jeremy Taylor

“ We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed. ”

~Ellen DeGeneres

“ Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing? ”

~Samuel Goldwyn

“ Those who visit foreign nations, but associate only with their own country-men, change their climate, but not their customs. They see new meridians, but the same men and with heads as empty as their pockets, return home with traveled bodies, but untravelled minds. ”

~Charles Caleb Colton

“ Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled. ”

~Steve Martin