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“ The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them. ”

~Hank Aaron

“ Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. ”

~Kinky Friedman

“ I don't believe in organized religion - I dealt with them hand in hand, and a whole bunch of Catholic priests tried to molest me. Telling me I was gay and I should go home with them and stuff. ”

~Jonathan Davis

“ Philosophy is properly home-sickness the wish to be everywhere at home. ”

~Novalis

“ Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits. ”

~Casey Stengel

“ They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? ”

~Casey Stengel