Health Quote Generator

“ If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. ”

~P. J. O'Rourke

“ Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong? ”

~Rush Limbaugh

“ But if you - if what - the reports are true, what they're saying is, is that as a consequence of us getting 30 million additional people health care, at the margins that's going to increase our costs, we knew that. ”

~Barack Obama

“ Women in particular need to keep an eye on their physical and mental health, because if we're scurrying to and from appointments and errands, we don't have a lot of time to take care of ourselves. We need to do a better job of putting ourselves higher on our own 'to do' list. ”

~Michelle Obama

“ The best activities for your health are pumping and humping. ”

~Arnold Schwarzenegger

“ I pray God may preserve your health and life many years. ”

~Junipero Serra