Funny Quote Generator

“ My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. ”

~Jay London

“ When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. ”

~David Brenner

“ I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. ”

~Arthur Conan Doyle

“ I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. ”

~Paula Poundstone

“ Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. ”

~Cathy Guisewite

“ I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”

~Jack Benny