Funny Quote Generator

“ If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ”

~George Burns

“ I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. ”

~Rita Rudner

“ Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. ”

~Josh Billings

“ Never floss with a stranger. ”

~Joan Rivers

“ I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. ”

~Emo Philips

“ The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. ”

~Demetri Martin