Funny Quote Generator

“ Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. ”

~Milton Berle

“ If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. ”

~Marcelene Cox

“ I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. ”

~Steve Martin

“ Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. ”

~Robert Byrne

“ Never fight an inanimate object. ”

~P. J. O'Rourke

“ Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. ”

~Brooke Shields