Funny Quote Generator

“ Men are only as loyal as their options. ”

~Bill Maher

“ My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. ”

~Woody Allen

“ I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. ”

~Stephen Fry

“ When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. ”

~George Burns

“ I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. ”

~Arnold Schwarzenegger

“ You're only as good as your last haircut. ”

~Fran Lebowitz