Funny Quote Generator

“ I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. ”

~Will Rogers

“ A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. ”

~Spike Milligan

“ I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. ”

~Hillary Clinton

“ Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. ”

~H. L. Mencken

“ Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. ”

~Luis Bunuel

“ Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. ”

~Jerry Lewis