Funny Quote Generator

“ My job is mostly to entertain and be funny. ”

~Rosie O'Donnell

“ Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it's funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have. ”

~Hoda Kotb

“ I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. ”

~Wendy Liebman

“ When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. ”

~Scott Thompson

“ When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny. ”

~Scott Thompson

“ I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, 'Okay, let's experience that.' You just have to just go with it because it's rare. ”

~Julianna Margulies