Funny Quote Generator

“ If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. ”

~Henny Youngman

“ Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ”

~Will Rogers

“ There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. ”

~Chris Rock

“ I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ”

~Rodney Dangerfield

“ A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. ”

~Laurence J. Peter

“ Life is hard. After all, it kills you. ”

~Katharine Hepburn