Funny Quote Generator

“ See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them. ”

~Kellan Lutz

“ It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mine did!' So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school. ”

~Jane Seymour

“ You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there. ”

~Lawrence Kasdan

“ Funny is an attitude. ”

~Flip Wilson

“ My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine. ”

~Flip Wilson

“ Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead. ”

~Flip Wilson