Funny Quote Generator

“ With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. ”

~Kristen Wiig

“ For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it. ”

~Michael Sheen

“ Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can't give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school. ”

~Jordin Sparks

“ It's funny. When I saw the script in my inbox and it said 'Sparkle,' I thought, 'For real? It's really called 'Sparkle?'' I was wondering, too, how does 'Jordin Sparks as Sparkle' sound? ”

~Jordin Sparks

“ I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder. ”

~Brittany Snow

“ I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. ”

~Rachel Weisz