Funny Quote Generator

“ I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ”

~W. C. Fields

“ I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. ”

~Carl Sandburg

“ Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ”

~Margaret Mead

“ All generalizations are false, including this one. ”

~Mark Twain

“ The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ”

~Natalie Wood

“ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ”

~Fred Allen