Funny Quote Generator

“ If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? ”

~Adam Carolla

“ It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. ”

~Adam Carolla

“ I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. ”

~Lyn Nofziger

“ My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. ”

~Mike Myers

“ As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible. ”

~Charlie Kaufman

“ People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. ”

~Tim Vine