Funny Quote Generator

“ I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. ”

~Jonathan Safran Foer

“ You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. ”

~Terry Bradshaw

“ At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.' ”

~Tom Hanks

“ When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. ”

~Esther Williams

“ I'd like to do a film which is funny. ”

~Clive Owen

“ Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names. ”

~Shigeru Miyamoto