Funny Quote Generator

“ They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? ”

~Casey Stengel

“ I don't think I'm funny. ”

~Liam Neeson

“ It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. ”

~Liam Neeson

“ Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. ”

~Susan Sontag

“ It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. ”

~J. D. Salinger

“ You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. ”

~Larry David