Funny Quote Generator

“ A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ”

~Lana Turner

“ I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. ”

~Ron White

“ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ”

~Bill Cosby

“ Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ”

~Jim Carrey

“ Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ”

~Elbert Hubbard

“ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ”

~Frank Sinatra