Family Quote Generator

“ All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. ”

~W. C. Fields

“ I'm just glad I was able to return to some of that innocence and beauty I had as a child when I started my own family, and my children brought me back some of that spirit. ”

~Angelina Jolie

“ Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family. ”

~Madonna Ciccone

“ If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' ”

~Jeff Foxworthy

“ The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. ”

~Bertrand Russell

“ A family with the wrong members in control that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase. ”

~George Orwell