Death Quote Generator

“ Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. ”

~George Carlin

“ The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world. ”

~Edgar Allan Poe

“ Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death. ”

~Sun Tzu

“ I have thought there was some advantage even in death, by which we mingle with the herd of common men. ”

~Henry David Thoreau

“ At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. ”

~George Carlin

“ No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death. ”

~Plato