Death Quote Generator

“ I hate to say this, but I'll repeat it: After death, all we know that you do is stink. ”

~Jack Kevorkian

“ There's stuff I don't like to rehearse, really emotional things, I don't like to rehearse. You just beat it to death. ”

~Kat Dennings

“ I'm trying to knock the medical profession into accepting its responsibilities, and those responsibilities include assisting their patients with death. ”

~Jack Kevorkian

“ Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat Sarah Palin's ignorant nattering on the subject. ”

~Carl Hiaasen

“ The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall creep out of his great estate of injustice, poor and naked and miserable. ”

~Theodore Parker

“ I'm not supposed to be able to speak clearly, and decipher what's going on in the media. I'm supposed to be the typical amateur who's 22 and scared to death and can't believe he won the Olympics. ”

~Carl Lewis