Dating Quote Generator

“ I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. ”

~Adam Sandler

“ My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. ”

~Rita Rudner

“ Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. ”

~Jim Bishop

“ I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. ”

~Gilbert Gottfried

“ If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. ”

~Jimmy Fallon

“ I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy. ”

~Charles Kuralt