Dad Quote Generator

“ My mom and dad met at Anaheim High School. After they got married, all they wanted to do was have four children, and they did. ”

~Gwen Stefani

“ But I honestly don't read critics. My dad reads absolutely everything ever written about me. He calls me up to read ecstatic reviews, but I always insist that I can't hear them. If you give value to the good reviews, you have to give value to the criticism. ”

~Fiona Apple

“ My dad was a Communist Party member who fought for his country. ”

~Tim Roth

“ Paul McCartney had a baby when he was 61 Rod Stewart was 66 Rupert Murdoch was a stunning 72. Not only does that mean they'll have less stamina than the average dad, that means they'll, well, check out a lot sooner too. ”

~Jeffrey Kluger

“ The golden child may be the oldest one, unless it's the youngest. It may be the toughest one, unless it's the most sensitive. It's not even necessary that Mom and Dad have the same favorite - and typically they don't. ”

~Jeffrey Kluger

“ My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are. ”

~Thom Yorke