Christmas Quote Generator

“ There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ”

~Erma Bombeck

“ Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. ”

~Richard Lamm

“ It's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what help to keep a family together over the long haul. ”

~Caroline Kennedy

“ Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. ”

~Jimmy Cannon

“ Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree. ”

~T. S. Eliot

“ Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ”

~Kin Hubbard