Car Quote Generator

“ I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.' ”

~Elayne Boosler

“ American stuntmen are smart - they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance... But in Hong Kong, we don't know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If you've got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt. ”

~Jackie Chan

“ It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's how I kept track of what was going on. ”

~Barbara Bush

“ Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. ”

~Laurence J. Peter

“ Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. ”

~Doug Coupland

“ And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. ”

~Ayrton Senna