Car Quote Generator

“ If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG. ”

~Bill Gates

“ There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace. ”

~Richard Pryor

“ Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. ”

~Erma Bombeck

“ I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. ”

~Steven Wright

“ I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. ”

~Steven Wright

“ I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. ”

~Steven Wright