Birthday Quote Generator

“ When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th. ”

~Gloria Stuart

“ This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. ”

~Art Buchwald

“ I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course. ”

~Ruth Warrick

“ I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. ”

~Isla Fisher

“ A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ”

~Robert Frost

“ I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. ”

~Demetri Martin